Twatter Rankings: Week 1

by David Castle
1. Holy Balls  2
They swept the champs and did so convincingly besides one bad inning game 2. Dennis will give KT a run at the MVP this year.
2. Red Cox  3
They played about as well as they could. They nearly tied Farkas but were denied. Trey looked like an ace. They looked solid.
3. Islanders  5
They shocked the world by sweeping the Wolfpack, and they did it without their ace. Carl also leads the world in OBP. #9-19
4. Flying Squirrels  2
Skinner threw a perfecto. Brandon D'Agnese imploded. The mayor is already overreacting even though they split.
5. El Diablos  4
Their bats went cold for pretty much both games. They still need to find a number 2. Juice is poised for another MVP run.
6. Whiteford Wicked Aces   
Skinner threw a perfecto against them. But, they did salvage a split by beating the golden child Brandon D'Agnese. They'll be fine.
7. Ryan Alex See Yas   
Corbett pitched well. But their offense is sketchy. They were one pitch away from a tie with Farkas on the mound. They need Doby
8. Wolfpack  4
They went from looking decent in the preseason to looking like the joke of the league week 1. Nowhere to go but up I guess.