WSEM Pickers: Week 13

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WSEM
PICKERS
2016
M
A
R
K
 
B
(21 - 31, .404)
 
 
M
I
K
E
(32 - 20, .615)
 
S
C
O
T
T
  (27 - 26, .509)
M
A
R
K
 
P
(26 - 32, .448)
WA @ WP
Game 2 Run Spread:

WA -2.5
WA -2.5
Aces cover easy.
👍
WA -2.5
Aces make the spread and Wolfpack go home howling for a new season.
👍
WA -2.5
🔒
They came to play. Sunny will be distracting the whole wolfpack team. Dash plays with the dog all day.
👍
WP +2.5
Pearson "The Goat" is distracted by slurping noises coming from Austin. Walks in a shit ton.
👎
WP @ SY
K's pitched by Corbett:

O/U 3.5
OVER
Corbs is a stud.
👎
OVER
Corbett goes over after a pep talk from Carl, but still gets tagged for the L.
👎
OVER
I believe he won't be that drunk so he can k at least four. But hey lets all get drunk.
👎
OVER
Corbett K's Buhr 5 times and he also trips walking out to the mound 2 times.
👎
SY @ WA
Farkas home runs allowed:

O/U 0.5
OVER
Bortmas hits a solo shot.
👎
UNDER
Can't bet against that guy. He's basically everything Kujawa wishes he were.
👍
UNDER
Farkas won't allow that. Unless Austin's girlfriend hits against him.
👍
OVER
Austin spanks one on the butt.
👎
IS @ EL
EL series HR total:

O/U 5.5
OVER
Way over. That's a joke.
👎
UNDER
Gendron with 6 in the series though.
👍
OVER
El Diablos take their roids and anger from NWLA and blast the Isles into the next universe
👎
OVER
Mark with 3 and two others should hit at least one each.
👎
EL @ RC
Red Cox pitchers' K total:

O/U 29.5
OVER
Kujawa and Fisher dominate.
👍
UNDER
Also, split. Here to provide information I wasn't asked for.
👎
OVER
Fisher has 29. Werner has one. Motta still has no shoes. Kiefer just got back from training team usa for the Olympics. He gets a k of his own.
👍
UNDER
🔒
Kujawa's hand cramps up from giving handy's to his bowling buddies the last two weeks. Can't grip the ball.
👎
RC @ IS
Series Result:

RC Sweep, IS Sweep, Split
IS SWEEP
Isles sweep in dramatic fashion.
👎
SPLIT
... Unless Kujawa tries to throw too hard and snaps his fragile body in half.
👍
RC SWEEP
Fucking sweep bitches. Sorry Gendron. But I gotta be a dick here. Love ya still. Giggy for MVP
👎
RC SWEEP
Werner rubs skeet on Kujawas hand to make it feel better... Later they rub it on each other's buttholes.
👎
BONUS
Weekend of the K:

More K's pitched at Poolside or Wayne?
POOLSIDE
David Buhr will be throwing heat for the Wolfpack.
WAYNE
Bruce... Wayne.
WAYNE
WAYNE
Bishoff brothers are too busy finger blasting goats.
🔒 = Lock (2x Result) 👍 = Correct Pick 👎 = Incorrect Pick