Mario Kart 64 Racers as WSEM Power Rankings: 7/14/20

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This once historic franchise has given up on 2020, and you know what? I get it. They are Princess Peach, because no one ever picks her to race, and she sucks.

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The Burros aren’t bad, but the top four have separated themselves from the pack. The Burros are kind of just there like Wario. Wario isn’t a sought-after racer, but at least he’s not Peach.

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The Islanders are all in for this year, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to be easy to win. Like Toad, they still have this underdog mentality, due to a history of losing.

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Stinky Nuts never got the memo that this is supposed to be a rebuilding year, and now have one of, if not the best team on paper. They are intimidating, just like Bowser.

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Redux had themselves a weekend of games not allowing a single run. This unassuming squad of veterans and nice guys personify Luigi, the unassuming good guy Italian plumber.

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Losing KT3 hasn’t stopped El Diablos from winning, and it’s once again their championship to lose this season. Everyone wants to be Yoshi, he is cool, fun and fast, just like El Diablos.