WSEM Pickers: Week 3

Week 2 Pickers Results:
 1) More Ks Pitched: Holy Balls (39) or RED COX (36)  — 
 2) Series run spread: EL -17.5 | WOLFPACK 27.5 - El Diablos 2  —  Chris
 3) IS @ AS Series result: SPLIT  —  Chris
 4) UNDER 9.5 HR for all series (3)  —  Chris
 5) More HR after Week 2: Pearson (2) or Werner (2)  —  No bet
 6) Higher AVG after Week 2: GREG BRANNAN (.375) or Kyle Tomlinson (.167)  — 
Chris
(9 - 7,  .563)
Mark
(5 - 12,  .294)
Stephen
(8 - 8,  .500)
1st to surrender
a run:


Skinner or Castle
Skinner
DP takes him deep....again!
Skinner
because Sessions is a poon.
Skinner
Paquin hits a 67 foot ding dong on the first pitch to him.
Total HR in all series:

O/U 8.5
Under
*LOCK*
Sessions back talks the D'Agnese brothers and they hang him from the RF fence by his underwear.
Over
Sessions likes moist lips.
Under
The Castle has been known to take away more hits with the tall fence in left.
RC @ WA
series result:


RC sweep, WA sweep, or split
Split
Aces can't do shit without Little E.
Split
The French-Canadian hockey player will give up 15 runs during warm ups
Split
Little E and Kujawa go toe-to-toe for 65 minutes, then the Cox welcome Giguere to WSEM for the second time.
Ks pitched by C. Phillips and Farkas:

O/U 29.5
Over
The newscast gives Farkas extra adrenaline to finally win a game.
Over
Both these teams hit like girls with no arms.
Over
I expect 36 outs recorded via strike out. Kenny Witz with 0 swings.
FS @ HB
series run spread:


FS -1.5
Balls +1.5
Sessions is dumbfounded at what is happening to his team and shits his pants.
Balls +1.5
Sessions puked on himself.
Balls +1.5
One or more D'Agneses take an Easton Pro Stix to the hood of Paquin's car.