Week 2 Pickers Results:
1)
SKINNER first to surrender a run vs. Castle — Chris, Mark, Stephen
2)
OVER 8.5 total HR in all series (13) — Mark
3) RC @ WA series result:
SPLIT — Chris, Mark, Stephen
4)
OVER 29.5 K pitched by Farkas and C. Phillips (34) — Chris, Mark Stephen
5)
FS Cover -1.5 series run spread over HB (13-3) —
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EL @ IS
Series run spread:
EL -6.5 |
IS +6.5
Fisher doesn't make it to the series. Has "car trouble" again. |
EL -6.5
Blos are upset that they can't sunbathe due to the cold weather and take it out on the Islanders. |
IS +6.5
Fisher will never get a win. Only ties. |
AS @ WA
Series result:
AS sweep, WA sweep, or split |
Split
*LOCK*
Corbett to spot start for Farkas due to a CNN interview on Wiffleball. |
WA Sweep
Hopefully these two teams give the wiffleball world what they want and that's Guigere vs Farkas!!! |
Split
Corbett has the fix in on this one and commands Little E to start Giguere. |
RC @ WO
Total hits for the series:
O/U 12.5 |
Over
Strojny actually brings his own beer this time instead of stealing everyone else's. |
Under
Werner and his team full of frat boys take their team name a little too seriously. They show up to the game with their penises painted red... causing a burning sensation. |
Over
Strojny and Brannan's PED use peaks in Week 4. My vicodin habit peaks as well. |
IS @ WA
Series run total:
O/U 10.5 |
Under
Fisher leaves welts all over Little E, still pissed about not getting franchised. |
Over
Giguere will give up that many runs driving to the fields. |
Under
Hatt shows up and Giggy has to leave for leg day. Fisher with another tie. |
HB @ AS
Series run spread:
HB -3.5 |
HB -3.5
Doby gets lit up like a Christmas tree. Turns in his retirement papers to Alexia. |
HB -3.5
Thinking it was vodka, Seeya's Best hitter Brandon Corbett mistakenly drinks Dave Buhrs holy water and burns from the inside out. |
AS +3.5
There will be one run scored in this series. |
WO @ FS
Series HR total:
O/U 3.5 |
Under
Sessions actually plays a full game. Just kidding. |
Under
Sessions also takes a drink of Dave Buhrs holy water and goes straight to Hell...Where he belongs. |
Over
The four brothers will all hit bombs. |
