Week 5 Pickers Results:
1)
IS +7.5 vs. EL // 8 R (IS) - 11 R (EL) — Chris, Stephen
2) AS @ WA series result:
SPLIT — Chris, Stephen
3)
UNDER 12.5 total H in RC @ WO series (12) — Mark
4)
OVER 10.5 RS in IS @ WA series (17) — Mark
5)
HB -3.5 vs. AS // 38 R (HB) - 18 R (AS) — Chris, Mark
6)
UNDER 3.5 total HR in WO @ FS series (0) — Chris, Mark
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HB @ WA
Series run spread:
WA -2.5 |
HB +2.5
Two 1-0 wins by the Balls. Bortmas and Bischoff head to the cornfields to roll a cornhusk blunt and get lost on the way back. |
HB +2.5
Evan gets grounded for sneaking out past his 10pm curfew to go fishing with his buddy Cletus at Old Man Smithers' pond. Maw and Paw make him watch the games from his bedroom window. |
HB +2.5
Pearson likes the raised mound at Poolside because he’s “higher” than normal. |
EL @ HB
Series result:
AS sweep, WA sweep, or split |
HB sweep
20 minute delay during game one...the dog shits in the middle of the field. |
HB sweep
If this happens make sure Kleenex are present. The excuses these dingle berries come up with will be classic. |
Split
Braden and Pearson roll a joint and sneak off into the vegetable patch. Kyle is forced to take the mound. |
WA @ EL
Total runs scored:
O/U 10.5 |
Over
* LOCK *
One game will be low scoring. The other will be a blow out. |
Over
I wonder if Sessions thinks about that night he puked on himself... |
Over
Braden is still nowhere to be found and Kyle has to pitch again. |
IS @ RC
Series result:
IS sweep, RC sweep, or split |
Split
Doby doesn't show. Trade will be null and void. |
RC sweep
* LOCK *
Captain Werner promises the boys they can play a game called "What's Inside" if they sweep the Islanders. Needless to say, the Red Cox will be rock hard during this series. |
RC sweep
Doby's car's tires are slashed by a bunch of frat pledges and Fisher is an Islander once again. The Isles scuttle the season. |
FS @ IS
Total combined HR:
O/U 5.5 |
Under
Sessions is spotted on campus creeping out the college girls. |
Under
... but so close to going over. If Sessions 3 foot foul ball would have went 87 feet longer. |
Over
The D’Agnese brothers alone will hit 6+ home runs. They celebrate by breaking my car windows. |
RC @ FS
Series run spread:
FS -1.5 |
FS -1.5
Cox will be running in and out of the frat house doing keg stands between at-bats. |
RC +1.5
Werner makes a glory hole in the strike zone and Skinner doesn't want to come out from behind it. |
RC +1.5
Greg Brannan sold some of his PED’s to me two weeks ago. |
