WSEM Pickers: Week Fourteen

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WSEM
PICKERS
2016
M
A
R
K
 
B
(21 - 31, .404)
 
 
M
I
K
E
(32 - 20, .615)
 
S
C
O
T
T
  (27 - 26, .509)
M
A
R
K
 
P
(26 - 32, .448)
RC @ WP
Series home run total:

O/U 11.5
OVER
The Wolfpack are in full tank mode
OVER
OVER
UNDER
Is Kujawa the most hated player in the league? He's got my vote.
IS @ FS
Series Result:

IS Sweep, FS Sweep, Split
FS SWEEP
🔒
FS win it all
SPLIT
Squirrels go home
SPLIT
FS SWEEP
Dylan will cheat like he's never cheated before to win these games.
HB @ SY
Paquin ER total:

O/U 5.5
OVER
I think we will benefit from the Balls potentially not having 3 fielders
OVER
Would anyone be surprised by this, even if the Balls don't want to tank?
UNDER
OVER
Paquin forgets to clean his pubes out of the shower drain. Farkas gets mad at him. To make up for it, Paquin gives the See Yas an easy win. Paquin and Farkas make up and cuddle all night.
WA @ EL
Series run spread:

WA -9.5
WA -9.5
Aces cover that easy if CJ doesnt pitch
WA -9.5
Yeah, Aces make the spread. Football score.
WA -9.5
EL +9.5
🔒
CJ gets two players from another league who are pretty good. El Diablos become the #1 seed.
BONUS
Pieces of trash left on field:

O/U 114.5
UNDER
wtf
UNDER
ya filthy animal
UNDER
UNDER
Better be. I know Southgate cops. If I have to pick up your trash, you're getting a ticket.
BONUS
Total RS:

O/U 79.5
OVER
Stat padding will be rampant
OVER
Too much resting of pitchers
OVER
UNDER
I have no comment on this except Kujawa sucks. BOOM BITCH
🔒 = Lock (2x Result) 👍 = Correct Pick 👎 = Incorrect Pick

Gameday, 7/30: Coffee Grounds – Southgate, MI

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GAMES 1 & 2 1:00 PM FIELD A
46 Pts   (15-12-1)
19 Pts   (6-21-1)
GAME 1
5
WP: Kujawa (8-2)
0
LP: Strojny (5-8)
GAME 2
20
WP: Castle (2-7)
HR: Werner (12,13,14,15), Castle (8,9,10,11), Semeniuk (1)
11
LP: Buhr (0-3)
HR: Strojny (10)
OFFENSE
AVG OBP SLG PA/RS AB/HR
.220 .350 .405 7.9 19.2
PITCHING
ERA WHIP OBA K/6 K/BB
2.86 1.58 .145 14.0 2.2
Ineligible Pitchers: Fisher (1 Game)
OFFENSE
AVG OBP SLG PA/RS AB/HR
.172 .372 .321 7.6 24.4
PITCHING
ERA WHIP OBA K/6 K/BB
8.76 2.58 .312 12.2 1.7
Ineligible Pitchers: N/A
GAMES 3 & 4 1:30 PM FIELD B
40 Pts   (12-12-4)
37 Pts   (12-15-1)
GAME 3
9
9
HR: N. Braden (8,9), Brown (10)
GAME 4
22
WP: Schultz (3-5)
HR: Schultz (7,8,9)
12
LP: Brown (5-6)
N. Braden (10), D. Braden (9), Skinner (4,5)
OFFENSE
AVG OBP SLG PA/RS AB/HR
.200 .403 .437 7.0 14.5
PITCHING
ERA WHIP OBA K/6 K/BB
4.30 1.95 .181 12.5 1.6
Ineligible Pitchers: Schultz (1 Game)
OFFENSE
AVG OBP SLG PA/RS AB/HR
.188 .394 .415 6.1 16.3
PITCHING
ERA WHIP OBA K/6 K/BB
3.90 1.82 .172 13.6 1.9
Ineligible Pitchers: Brown (1 Game)
GAMES 5 & 6 3:30 PM FIELD A
38 Pts   (12-14-2)
46 Pts   (15-12-1)
GAME 5
14
WP: Paquin (3-5)
HR: Paquin (7,8), Sharlow (3,4), Harris (1)
11
LP: Corbett (1-4)
HR: G. Brannan (10,11), M. Brannan (7,8)
GAME 6
14
LP: Harris (0-1)
HR: Paquin (9,10), Sharlow (5,6,7), Harris (2)
16
WP: G. Brannan (1-0)
HR: G. Brannan (12,13,14,15), Corbett (9)
OFFENSE
AVG OBP SLG PA/RS AB/HR
.204 .388 .365 7.6 20.4
PITCHING
ERA WHIP OBA K/6 K/BB
3.66 1.73 .289 11.6 3.8
Ineligible Pitchers: N/A
OFFENSE
AVG OBP SLG PA/RS AB/HR
.233 .389 .456 6.3 14.4
PITCHING
ERA WHIP OBA K/6 K/BB
4.75 1.75 .199 12.9 2.1
Ineligible Pitchers: Farkas (1 Game)
GAMES 7 & 8 4:00 PM FIELD B
54 Pts   (18-10-0)
51 Pts   (17-11-0)
GAME 7
11
WP: A. Bischoff (9-2)
HR: A. Bischoff (20), Deer (6,7,8), Pearson (10,11)
1
LP: M. Phillips (1-4)
HR: C. Phillips (16)
GAME 8
1
LP: Deer (0-2)
HR: Deer (9)
12
WP: LaDouceur (1-1)
C. Phillips (17,18), M. Phillips (3)
OFFENSE
AVG OBP SLG PA/RS AB/HR
.248 .418 .514 5.2 12.3
PITCHING
ERA WHIP OBA K/6 K/BB
4.43 1.74 .184 13.9 2.2
Ineligible Pitchers: E. Bischoff (1 Game)
OFFENSE
AVG OBP SLG PA/RS AB/HR
.196 .422 .411 5.5 15.3
PITCHING
ERA WHIP OBA K/6 K/BB
4.27 2.09 .232 13.2 1.9
Ineligible Pitchers: C. Phillips (1 Game)

Possibilities and Maybes

Going into the final week of the regular season there is still a great deal to be determined. Neither division winner has been decided, nor are any of the playoff seeds set in stone. Six teams still have life, and here is what we know for certain:
1) These four teams have clinched a spot in the playoffs:


Note: None of their seeds are guaranteed yet
2) These two teams are battling for the final playoff spot:


Note: It is still possible for either of them to win the Garcia Division
There are some likely outcomes, of course, given the Week 14 matchups. But with everything in the air, it's probably wise to refresh our memories about the order of tiebreakers in determining the final standings:
  1. Points
  2. Win Percentage
  3. Head-to-Head Record
  4. Run Differential
  5. Losses in Extra Innings
Got it? Good. Now, we'll run through all of the possible outcomes team-by-team. Strap in, scroll down, and place your bets.
WICKED ACES
CEILING:   RINGLER PENNANT and #1 SEED
  • 1 win or more vs El Diablos
  • 2 ties vs El Diablos

FLOOR:   #3 SEED
  • Swept by El Diablos
  • A loss and tie vs El Diablos
    • El Diablos would hold the head-to-head tiebreaker
EL DIABLOS
CEILING:   RINGLER PENNANT and #1 SEED
  • Sweep of the Aces
  • A win and tie vs Aces
    • El Diablos would hold head-to-head tiebreaker

MIDDLE:   #3 SEED
  • A split series with the Aces
  • A loss and tie vs Aces, and See Yas loss or tie to Balls
  • A loss and tie vs Aces, and See Yas sweep of Balls
    • El Diablos would hold head-to-head tiebreaker

FLOOR:   #4 SEED
  • Swept by Aces, and See Yas sweep Balls
SEE YAS
CEILING:   #3 SEED
  • Sweep the Balls, and El Diablos swept by the Aces

FLOOR:   #4 SEED
  • A loss or tie vs the Balls
  • An El Diablos win or tie vs the Aces
RED COX
CEILING:   GARCIA PENNANT and #2 SEED
  • 1 win or more vs Wolfpack
  • 2 ties vs Wolfpack and a Squirrels sweep
    • Cox would hold the win percentage tiebreaker
  • Split series between Islanders and Squirrels

FLOOR:   #5 SEED
  • Swept by Wolfpack, and an Islanders or Squirrels sweep
  • Swept by Wolfpack, and a Squirrels win and tie
    • Squirrels would hold the run-differential tiebreaker
  • Swept by Wolfpack, and an Islanders win and tie
    • Islanders would hold the win percentage and head-to-head tiebreakers
  • 2 ties vs Wolfpack and an Islanders sweep
    • Islanders would hold the head-to-head tiebreaker
ISLANDERS
CEILING:   GARCIA PENNANT and #2 SEED
  • Sweep of the Squirrels, and Cox earning 2 points or less
  • Win and tie vs Squirrels, and Wolfpack sweep of the Cox
    • Islanders would hold the win percentage and head-to-head tiebreaker

MIDDLE:   #5 SEED
  • Split series vs Squirrels
    • Islanders would hold win percentage tiebreaker over Squirrels
  • 2 ties vs Squirrels
    • Islanders would hold win percentage tiebreaker over Squirrels
  • Sweep of the Squirrels, and Cox win 1 game or more vs Wolfpack
  • Win and a tie vs Squirrels, and Cox win 1 game or more vs Wolfpack

FLOOR:   MISS PLAYOFFS
  • Swept by Squirrels
  • A loss and a tie to the Squirrels
FLYING SQUIRRELS
CEILING:   GARCIA PENNANT and #2 SEED
  • Sweep the Islanders, and Cox earn 1 point or less
  • A win and a tie vs Islanders, and Wolfpack sweep the Cox
    • Squirrels would hold the run-differential tiebreaker

MIDDLE:   #5 SEED
  • Sweep the Islanders, and Cox win 1 game or more vs Wolfpack
  • Sweep the Islanders, and Cox tie 2 games vs Wolfpack
    • Cox would hold the win percentage tiebreaker
  • A win and tie vs Islanders, and Cox get 1 point or more vs Wolfpack

FLOOR:   MISS PLAYOFFS
  • 1 loss or more to the Islanders
  • 2 ties vs Islanders
    • Islanders would hold win percentage tiebreaker over Squirrels

Gameday, 7/24: Wayne Manor - Wayne, MI

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El Diablos
  • 1 game lead over WA in Ringler Division: Magic # is 6
  • Wild Card playoff berth already clinched
Islanders
  • Magic # to make the playoffs: 5
    • 3+ wins on 7/24, and 1 win over FS on 7/30 would clinch
    • 1-2 wins on 7/24, and must sweep FS on 7/30 to clinch
    • 0 wins on 7/30, and IS are eliminated
  • Winning out would still clinch the Garcia Pennant
Red Cox
  • Magic # to win Garcia Division: 5
    • A 4-2 record over the final 6 games with a win over IS would clinch
  • Magic # to make the playoffs: 4
GAMES 1 & 2 12:00 PM FIELD A
(10-12-2)
ISLANDERS
(16-8-0)
EL DIABLOS
GAME 1
7
WP: Gendron (5-3)
HR: Gendron (13), Schultz (3,4,5), Linebrink (5)
1
LP: M. Phillips (1-3)
GAME 2
2
LP: Schultz (2-5)
HR: Schultz (6)
4
WP: C. Phillips (11-2)
HR: C. Phillips (15)
3  •   All-Time Regular Season H2H Wins   • 
Ties: 0
11
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.204 .414 .409 6.9 4.72 2.10 12.1
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.220 .458 .444 4.9 3.98 2.03 13.7
Ineligible Pitchers 
1 Game:  Bruen   C. Phillips
2 Games:  N/A   N/A
GAMES 3 & 4 2:30 PM FIELD A
(16-10-0)
EL DIABLOS
(13-11-0)
RED COX
GAME 3
1
LP: Tomlinson (0-1)
10
WP: Kujawa (7-1)
HR: Castle (7), Kujawa (5)
GAME 4
1
LP: C. Phillips (11-3)
HR: LaDouceur (4)
3
WP: Fisher (4-4)
3  •   All-Time Regular Season H2H Wins   • 
Ties: 0
5
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.220 .458 .444 4.9 3.98 2.03 13.7
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.219 .413 .341 8.0 2.93 1.60 13.8
Ineligible Pitchers 
1 Game:  TBD   Werner
2 Games:  TBD   N/A
GAMES 5 & 6 5:00 PM FIELD A
(13-12-1)
RED COX
(11-12-3)
ISLANDERS
GAME 5
2
LP: Kujawa (7-2)
HR: Werner (10)
5
WP: Gendron (6-3)
HR: Gendron (14), Giguere (7)
GAME 6   * 7 innings *
3
HR: Werner (11)
3
HR: Giguere (8)
4  •   All-Time Regular Season H2H Wins   • 
Ties: 1
3
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.219 .413 .341 8.0 2.93 1.60 13.8
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.204 .414 .409 6.9 4.72 2.10 12.1
Ineligible Pitchers 
1 Game:  TBD   TBD
2 Games:  TBD   TBD

WSEM Pickers: Week 13

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WSEM
PICKERS
2016
M
A
R
K
 
B
(21 - 31, .404)
 
 
M
I
K
E
(32 - 20, .615)
 
S
C
O
T
T
  (27 - 26, .509)
M
A
R
K
 
P
(26 - 32, .448)
WA @ WP
Game 2 Run Spread:

WA -2.5
WA -2.5
Aces cover easy.
👍
WA -2.5
Aces make the spread and Wolfpack go home howling for a new season.
👍
WA -2.5
🔒
They came to play. Sunny will be distracting the whole wolfpack team. Dash plays with the dog all day.
👍
WP +2.5
Pearson "The Goat" is distracted by slurping noises coming from Austin. Walks in a shit ton.
👎
WP @ SY
K's pitched by Corbett:

O/U 3.5
OVER
Corbs is a stud.
👎
OVER
Corbett goes over after a pep talk from Carl, but still gets tagged for the L.
👎
OVER
I believe he won't be that drunk so he can k at least four. But hey lets all get drunk.
👎
OVER
Corbett K's Buhr 5 times and he also trips walking out to the mound 2 times.
👎
SY @ WA
Farkas home runs allowed:

O/U 0.5
OVER
Bortmas hits a solo shot.
👎
UNDER
Can't bet against that guy. He's basically everything Kujawa wishes he were.
👍
UNDER
Farkas won't allow that. Unless Austin's girlfriend hits against him.
👍
OVER
Austin spanks one on the butt.
👎
IS @ EL
EL series HR total:

O/U 5.5
OVER
Way over. That's a joke.
👎
UNDER
Gendron with 6 in the series though.
👍
OVER
El Diablos take their roids and anger from NWLA and blast the Isles into the next universe
👎
OVER
Mark with 3 and two others should hit at least one each.
👎
EL @ RC
Red Cox pitchers' K total:

O/U 29.5
OVER
Kujawa and Fisher dominate.
👍
UNDER
Also, split. Here to provide information I wasn't asked for.
👎
OVER
Fisher has 29. Werner has one. Motta still has no shoes. Kiefer just got back from training team usa for the Olympics. He gets a k of his own.
👍
UNDER
🔒
Kujawa's hand cramps up from giving handy's to his bowling buddies the last two weeks. Can't grip the ball.
👎
RC @ IS
Series Result:

RC Sweep, IS Sweep, Split
IS SWEEP
Isles sweep in dramatic fashion.
👎
SPLIT
... Unless Kujawa tries to throw too hard and snaps his fragile body in half.
👍
RC SWEEP
Fucking sweep bitches. Sorry Gendron. But I gotta be a dick here. Love ya still. Giggy for MVP
👎
RC SWEEP
Werner rubs skeet on Kujawas hand to make it feel better... Later they rub it on each other's buttholes.
👎
BONUS
Weekend of the K:

More K's pitched at Poolside or Wayne?
POOLSIDE
David Buhr will be throwing heat for the Wolfpack.
WAYNE
Bruce... Wayne.
WAYNE
WAYNE
Bishoff brothers are too busy finger blasting goats.
🔒 = Lock (2x Result) 👍 = Correct Pick 👎 = Incorrect Pick

Gameday, 7/23: Poolside Park - Ottawa Lake, MI

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See Yas
  • Magic # to make the playoffs: 3
  • Ringler Division elimination # is 3.5
Wicked Aces
  • 1 game behind EL in the Ringler Division: Elimination # is 6
  • Magic # to make the playoffs: 1
Wolfpack
  • Sit 3.5 games back of a Wild Card slot: Elimination # is 1.5
  • * Must also get Reamer and Hollister to 7 GP for eligibility
GAMES 1 & 2 12:00 PM FIELD A
(16-8-0)
WICKED ACES
(6-17-1)
WOLFPACK
GAME 1
14
WP: Austin Bischoff (7-2)
HR: A. Bischoff (15,16,17),
0
LP: David Buhr (0-2)
GAME 2
8
WP: Evan Bischoff (4-0)
HR: Deer (4)
2
LP: Travis Strojny (5-7)
HR: Reamer (2,3)
10  •   All-Time Regular Season H2H Wins   • 
Ties: 0
0
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.229 .487 .408 5.7 4.46 1.73 13.9
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.--- .--- .--- -.- 7.13 2.25 12.2
Ineligible Pitchers 
1 Game:  Crozier   Strojny
2 Games:  N/A   N/A
GAMES 3 & 4 2:30 PM FIELD A
(6-19-1)
WOLFPACK
(13-10-1)
SEE YAS
GAME 3
1
LP: Robbie Reamer (0-1)
12
WP: Stephen Farkas (9-3)
HR: Farkas (14,15,16,17), Corbett (7)
GAME 4
3
LP: Travis Strojny (5-8)
HR: Strojny (9)
13
WP: Stephen Farkas (10-3)
HR: Farkas (18), Corbett (8), M. Brannan (5,6)
4  •   All-Time Regular Season H2H Wins   • 
Ties: 0
4
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.--- .--- .--- -.- 7.13 2.25 12.2
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.202 .390 .368 7.5 4.68 1.77 13.1
Ineligible Pitchers 
1 Game:  TBD   Corbett
2 Games:  TBD   N/A
GAMES 5 & 6 5:00 PM FIELD A
(14-11-1)
SEE YAS
(17-9-0)
WICKED ACES
GAME 5
4
LP: Brandon Corbett (1-3)
HR: G. Brannan (7,8)
10
WP: Austin Bischoff (8-2)
HR: A. Bischoff (18,19), E. Bischoff (6), Deer (5), Hewlett (1)
GAME 6
4
WP: Stephen Farkas (11-3)
HR: Farkas (19), G. Brannan (9)
0
LP: Evan Bischoff (4-1)
3  •   All-Time Regular Season H2H Wins   • 
Ties: 0
5
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.202 .390 .368 7.5 4.68 1.77 13.1
AVG SLG OBP PA/RS ERA WHIP K/6
.229 .487 .408 5.7 4.46 1.73 13.9
Ineligible Pitchers 
1 Game:  TBD   TBD
2 Games:  TBD   TBD