Week 8 Pickers Results:
1) EL @ RC series result:
SPLIT — Chris, Mark, Stephen
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WO +5.5 run spread over RC // WO 5.5, RC 3 — Chris, Stephen
3)
OVER 19.5 RS in WO @ EL series (23) — Stephen
4) WA @ AS series result:
WA SWEEP —
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FS +5.5 run spread over WA // FS 12.5, WA 1 — Chris, Stephen
6)
OVER 12.5 H in AS @ FS series (18) —
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FS @ EL
Series run spread:
FS -3.5 |
EL +3.5
The shit talking between Brandon and CJ becomes extreme. This will be worse than Belgian and Seals 2012. |
EL +3.5
Werner will be moist all series watching these two teams full of Bad Boys. |
FS -3.5
The Squirrels' pregame ritual in the Pervis porta potty pays off. |
HB @ IS
Total runs scored:
O/U 17.5 |
Over
* LOCK *
After Mark Phillips hits a dinger off of Giguere, he rips down the Islander's flag, takes off his shirt, and runs the bases wearing the flag as a cape. |
Over
Balls will be flying during this series. Don't get excited Werner. I'm talking about wiffleballs. |
Over
Mark Phillips misses the Red Cox so much that he dedicates HR #4 to his favorite Cox, Nate Motta. |
IS @ EL
Total HR in series:
O/U 7.5 |
Under
Sessions orchestrates a moment of silence in Cruz's honor; puts a grave marker in RF. |
Over
El Diablos #2 pitcher this week will be Sam Bernstein. |
Under
In an effort to reduce video editing time, Carl orders the Islanders to only hit 1Bs or take BBs. |
HB @ FS
Series result:
HB sweep, FS sweep, or split |
HB sweep
Skinner attends a frat party in Southfield Saturday; complains about having a sore ass and Werner's to blame. |
HB sweep
Sessions gets so upset that he challenges the D'agnese brothers in a jello wrestling match. |
FS sweep
Little E comes to watch and brings one of his goats. Mark Phillips is so distracted he lets the game winning pop up land in shallow right. |
WO @ AS
Series run spread:
WO -2.5 |
WO -2.5
See Yas rotation is fucked when Farkas has an audition for Magic Mike 3. |
WO -2.5
* LOCK *
Carl trades for Sessions and Farkas... immediately cuts Sessions and slaps him in the face for calling him Rat King. |
WO -2.5
Wolfpack's newest member takes Farkas DEEEEEEEP. Farkas retires and dedicates his time to making instructional YouTube videos. |
