Week 6 Pickers Results:
1)
WA cover -2.5 spread vs. HB // 14 R (WA) - 4 R (HB) —
2) EL @ HB series result:
EL SWEEP —
3)
OVER 10.5 total R in WA @ EL series (22) — Chris *lock*, Mark, Stephen
4) IS @ RC series result:
RC SWEEP — Mark *lock*, Stephen
5)
OVER 5.5 total HR in FS @ IS series (6) — Stephen
6)
RC +1.5 spread beat FS // 2 R (RC) - 3 R (FS) — Mark, Stephen
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WO @ WA
Does little E give up his first run?
Yes / No |
No
* LOCK *
Strojny still nurses a 2 day hangover from Kalamazoo. |
No
Evan is hotter than Werner's all boy high school graduation party. |
Yes
Yes, Greg Brannan had an off week to double up on his hormone treatments in celebration of Caitlyn Jenner. |
FS @ AS
Total H in series:
O/U 10.5 |
Under
Alexia wears Witz's gloves trying to make himself feel like less of an asshole for dropping him. |
Over
Kenny Witz gets picked up by the Squirrels and changes his name to Manny Titz. Hits for the cycle twice... then teabags Alexia. |
Over
Sessions goes yard off Rogers thanks to a 30mph gust. He immediately retires. |
HB @ WO
Series result:
HB sweep, WO sweep, or split |
HB sweep
Greg picks Hollister up from jail on the way to series. |
HB sweep
Strojny gets held up at the border trying to smuggle a black dilly in his buttocks. Claims he had no idea it was inside him. Misses the series. |
HB sweep
Dash and Paquin combine to give up 30 runs in game 2. |
WA @ RC
Series result:
WA sweep, RC sweep, or split |
WA sweep
Bortmas with 3 dongers. Lil E takes him to the strip club to show his appreciation. |
WA sweep
The Red Cox are so impressed with Evan and Sams accuracy that they ask them to throw bologna at their ass cheeks. |
Split
Villarreal and I hit the board 4 times over 6 innings. E. Bischoff is a scoundrel and gets another tie. |
EL @ FS
Series run spread:
EL -1.5 |
FS +1.5
Brandon beats the shit out of the porta-potty showing his frustration after his third consecutive strikeout. |
EL -1.5
Sessions is more useless than Bruce Jenner's penis. |
FS +1.5
Skinner pitches another No-No in rolled up sweatpants. |
IS @ HB
Total R in series:
O/U 28.5 |
Under
Castle and the GOAT with 4 dongers a piece. |
Over
* LOCK *
This series is going to get so ugly that Carl will come in to pitch. |
Over
We all saw what happened last time the Holy Balls were served meatballs. |
What will the Dads record be at Regionals?
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4-0
Sessions gets lost at the strip club. His absence boosts team morale. |
3-1
Leading 30-0, Shore puts in Sessions to get the final out. WSEM loses to KWL 31-30. |
4-0
BWACS folds after the tournament due to muscle fatigue and embarrassment. |
What league wins the Midwest Regional?
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WSEM
Shore buys us all a round. |
WSEM
Hand Jobs for everyone!!!! Compliments of Werner and his soft hands. |
WSEM
Is this a joke? |
Which Dad leads the team in total H?
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Castle
Finally gets his head out of his ass! |
CJ Phillips
He's almost as good as me... Almost. |
Chandler
The swing is pure. |
