Week 8 Pickers Results:
1)
IS +14.5 run spread over FS // IS 33.5, FS 0 — Mark
2) WA @ HB series result:
WA SWEEP — Stephen
3)
OVER 9.5 H in FS @ WO series (25) — Stephen
4)
OVER 10.5 RS in RC @ EL series (15) — Chris, Mark, Stephen
5)
UNDER 33.5 K by AS pitching in AS @ WO series (22) — Mark
6)
UNDER 6.5 by IS vs. RC (3) — Chris, Stephen
7)
EL +3.5 run spread over AS // EL 17.5, AS 6 — Mark
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EL @ RC
Series result:
EL sweep, RC sweep, or split |
Split
Werner's pornstache makes a dramatic comeback. |
Split
Red Cox cannot hit good pitching and Werner likes licking Bellingers taint. |
Split
Red Cox are without their captain after I accidentally take a whole bottle of Bellinger’s muscle relaxers instead of my usual Vicodin. |
WO @ RC
Series run spread:
RC -5.5 |
WO +5.5
Strojny and Bellinger meet a girl in Werner's frat house; they fight over who gets front and who gets back. |
RC -5.5
Werner promises the fellas dick shaped popsicles after the game. |
WP +5.5
Both teams have so much respect for each other that they try to tie. |
WO @ EL
Total RS in series:
O/U 19.5 |
Under
CJ is late to the series; gets held up at Southfield's finest African Braiding shop. |
Under
* LOCK *
Dash get deported. |
Over
Wolfpack pitchers resort to lobbing pitches in an attempt to get mercied so they can party with the Cox. |
WA @ AS
Series result:
WA sweep, AS sweep, or split |
Split
Little E hits a ball right at his mom floating in the pool; gets grounded for two weeks. |
Split
Austin returns home and notices his favorite goat has a chapped butthole. He misses the game so he can rub a balm on the goat's butt. |
Split
Gendron takes Farkas deep but the commissioner responds with a shot of his own. |
FS @ WA
Series run spread:
WA -5.5 |
FS +5.5
Sessions takes Little E to the press box; "special places" are touched. |
WA -5.5
Skinner misses the game due to a large boyle on his penis. Werner asks him to come to Southfield so he can take a look at it... Werner ejaculates. |
FS +5.5
Sessions takes the boys go karting and team morale improves. Season saved. |
AS @ FS
Total H in series:
O/U 12.5 |
Under
* LOCK *
Tensions will be high... bats will be broken... hand jobs will be given. |
Under
As Farkas is trying to swat a bee, the D'agnese brothers think he is flashing gang signs. A rumble breaks out. Werner drives like a mad man to Whiteford to see some guy on guy action. Once again Werner ejaculates. |
Under
Farkas and Fisher discuss a WSEM reality TV show after their 36 Ks in the series. |
