Week 7 Pickers Results:
1) WO @ WA: Does Little E give up first run?
NO — Chris *lock*, Mark
2)
OVER 10.5 H in FS @ AS series — Mark, Stephen
3) HB @ WO series result:
SPLIT —
4) WA @ RC series result:
SPLIT — Stephen
5)
FS +1.5 run spread vs EL // FS 5.5 R, EL 1 R — Chris, Stephen
6)
UNDER 28.5 R in IS @ HB series (16) — Chris
7) Dads record at Regionals:
3-0-1 —
8)
WSEM wins Midwest Regional — Chris, Mark, Stephen
9) Most H for the WSEM Dads:
PUSH (Castle, Strojny, Phillips, Werner with 3) —
No bet
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IS @ FS
Series run spread:
FS -14.5 |
FS -14.5
Skinner misses the series because of a Queer as Folk marathon is playing on the LOGO Channel. |
IS +14.5
The Squirrels are distracted by a guy that looks like Mel Gibson. |
FS -14.5
Andrew Bruen gives up 15 runs in one inning pitched in what looks to be a brief WSEM career. |
WA @ HB
Series result:
WA sweep, HB sweep, or split |
HB sweep
Shore gives Sessions a free dental exam and is disgusted by how much man meat has actually been in his mouth; misses the series. |
HB sweep
Evan and his buddy Rosco pick up a couple goats, a gallon of moonshine, condoms, and a Polaroid Camera Friday night. I don't think Evan makes it Saturday. |
WA sweep
Mark is distracted by the thoughts of Red Cox orgies in his head and lets the game winning ground ball sneak between his legs. |
FS @ WO
Total number of hits in series:
O/U 9.5 |
Under
Greg accidentally takes Sessions' estrogen pills instead of the HGH; complains about nipple tenderness. |
Under
Squirrels realize its not Mel Gibson they been staring at but its Jason Hollister. The Squirrels beat on him with plastic bats for tricking them. |
Over
Dash will give up 6+ hits but he strikes out Mike D'Agnese one too many times. His parents are concerned when he returns home with a black eye. |
RC @ EL
Total RS in series:
O/U 10.5 |
Over
Kyle takes off his shirt; Werner becomes more infatuated with him than the guy he raved about from GBL. |
Over
The Red Cox are so attracted to Kyle and CJ that they underhand the ball to them. Werner is so rock hard at this point that he excuses himself from the game to take care of himself. |
Over
The cock fight turns into an all out brawl when Kujawa hits Chandler on his sunburn. |
AS @ WO
Total K by AS pitching:
O/U 33.5 |
Over
* LOCK *
Farkas has to reshoot his Playgirl spread and misses the series. Apparently the photographer needed a larger magnification lens. |
Under
Farkas misses the series because he has a photo shoot with Blue Boy Magazine. |
Over
* LOCK *
Farkas' media team will live tweet about his performance and also hold up "K" signs as he mows down the pack. |
RC @ IS
Total H by Islanders:
O/U 6.5 |
Under
Werner and Motta engage in a little Blumpkin action between games 1 and 2. |
Over
* LOCK *
Werner and Kujawa will still be jacking it behind my garage... Sicko's. |
Under
The Islanders are boozed up at this point and Bruen is nowhere to be found. Carl drunkenly rants about the loss of Spence to the See Yas. |
EL @ AS
Series run spread:
AS -3.5 |
AS -3.5
Corbett takes another Fastball from Fisher in the face during BP; uses Kenny Witz's underwear to stop the bleeding. |
EL +3.5
Kenny Witz shows up wearing Farkas's jersey. Since they look like twins, Witz pitches and gives up 30 runs. After the game he teabags Alexia again. |
EL +3.5
Farkas' game is off after he notices his girlfriend staring at Kyle. |
