Tower of Power Rankings: Week 2

1) SEE YAS
Against all odds, they are 3-1, I applaud them. If they have any playoff aspirations, they NEED another pitcher.
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2) STINKY NUTS
A complete disembowelment of the Aces lands the Nuts at number 2. Also because Mark said so. And RJ showed up
+4
3) ISLANDERS
A nice sweep of the Holy Balls has them at 3-1. Schultz an early favorite for MVP.
+2
4) EL DIABLOS
Hopefully they can hold off while Dakota gets healthy and Hatt+Bortmas arrive. Huge series against the Nuts next week.
-1
5) KING FRIDAY
Werner has been a pleasant surprise on the mound. They need to get their bats going if they want to go to the playoffs.
-1
6) HOLY BALLS
Paquin needs to perform for the Balls to go far this year. A sweep isn't what the doctor ordered, but they'll bounce back.
-4
7) FLYING SQUIRRELS
Nowhere to go but up. Skinner and Pearson both pitched very well. They'll compete for a playoff spot.
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8) WICKED ACES
No Scott + No Kiefer = no bueno
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