Week 8 Pickers Results:
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FS -3.5 run spread over EL // FS 6.5, EL 2 — Stephen
2)
UNDER 17.5 RS in HB @ IS series (12) —
3)
UNDER 7.5 HR in IS @ EL series (4) — Chris, Stephen
4) HB @ FS series result:
FS SWEEP — Stephen
5)
WO -2.5 run spread over AS // WO 15.5, AS 4 — Chris, Mark, Stephen
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Mayor 4 Mark
(27 - 38, .415) |
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AS @ RC
Series run spread:
RC -6.5 |
AS +6.5
Corbett takes a piss in the woods during game 1; spends the rest of the afternoon scratching his balls due to a poison ivy outbreak. |
RC -6.5
Werner sees Farkas... He shits his pants, but lets the redhaired Jackie Robinson hit 2 dongs off Bulldog |
RC -6.5
Farkas' good guy demeanor is finally shattered after he viciously attacks a heckler in right field. Alexia has to pitch after Farkas leaves in handcuffs. |
RC @ HB
Series result:
RC sweep, HB sweep, or split |
HB sweep
Castle and Pearson both throw 1 hit shut-outs. Werner treats them to a lap dance at Trumpps showing respect. |
RC sweep
* LOCK *
Score of 40-0. The reason is because Balls lose all identity without Mark Phillips in lineup. |
Split
Red Cox are too hammered to play the second game. |
AS @ HB
Total RS in series:
O/U 13.5 |
UNDER 13.5
Motta streaks the field wearing his girlfriends pink thong. |
OVER 13.5
The first game consists of Werner and Bulldog lobbing pitches. |
OVER 13.5
Dennis snorts a mystery substance given to him by an LTU student and hits 5 home runs. He doesn't remember a thing though. |
WA @ WO
Series result:
WA sweep, WO sweep, or split |
WA sweep
* LOCK *
WA Sweep. No Strojny, No chance. This is going to be a bloodbath. |
WO sweep
Let's make it interesting... Islanders out of playoffs, Wolfpack in. |
WA sweep
Greg Brannan's shipment of PEDs is intercepted by U.S. customs. |
IS @ WO
Total H in series:
O/U 18.5 |
UNDER 18.5
A gust of wind takes the Isles flag into the window of Evan's house. His mom shuts down Poolside permanently. |
UNDER 18.5
But if Carl plays, then it's over. |
UNDER 18.5
Greg can barely lift a bat after a whole week without roids. |
WA @ IS
Series run spread:
WA -5.5 |
WA -5.5
Word gets out about Doby wearing ridiculous soccer gear to play wiffleball. Umbro sponsors the Isles for the foreseeable future. |
WA -5.5
I hope the Islanders lose. |
WA -5.5
Any scoundrel that the Isles use as their #2 pitcher easily covers this spread... |
