WSEM Pickers: Week 14

Week 12 Pickers Results:
 1) AS +6.5 run spread over RC // AS 6.5, RC 5  —  Chris
 2) RC @ HB series result: SPLIT  —  Stephen
 3) OVER 13.5 RS in AS @ HB series (16)  —  Mark, Stephen
 4) WA @ WO series result: WA SWEEP  —  Chris, Stephen
 5) OVER 18.5 H in IS @ WO series (27)  — 
 6) WO -5.5 run spread over IS // WO 15.5, IS 2  —  Chris, Mark, Stephen
Chris
(34 - 39,  .466)
Mark
(29 - 43,  .403)
Stephen
(38 - 28,  .575)
AS @ IS
Total H in series:


O/U 16.5
Under
Buhr stars in this week's episode of "To Catch a Predator"; See Yas have a difficult time fielding a team of four.
Over
* LOCK *
Corbett is still in Ohio waiting for the next game to start. Werner had a very bloody butthole Sunday morning.
Over
Farkas breaks the K record since his team refuses to field any ball put in play. Buhr and Giguere duel in the most anticipated pitching matchup of 2015.
FS @ RC
Series run spread:


RC -8.5
FS +8.5
* LOCK *
Typical Friday night in the Werner house but Kujawa eats the cookie this time.
FS +8.5
Werner got hitched in Ohio. He goes by Mrs. Austin Bishoff now.
FS +8.5
* LOCK *
Pete Rose would be proud. The fix is in for these games.
WO @ HB
Series result:


WO sweep, HB sweep, or split
HB sweep
Hollister comes back for the final week to cheer his team right into golf season. At least his looks good with pom poms and a skirt.
Split
A Jäger bottle falls out of Stronjy's butthole during his first at bat. Werner sniffs it and takes a shot.
Split
Oh.
EL @ WA
Series run spread:


WA -3.5
WA -3.5
The way these #dads hit this weekend on both teams, I wouldn't be surprised to see some high scoring. They all have #meat
EL -3.5
On a good note for the ACES, Shore and Hatt will have more hits in this series than they did all weekend in Ohio... Too Soon???
WA -3.5
The Whiteford Wiffleball Association's finest begrudgingly cruise into the #1 seed.
Total margin by which Bortmas wins batting title:

Closest w/o going over
.069
#bortsfavoriteposition
.080
While batting, Werner is in the background making slurping noises. Bortmas singles then runs straight to his car. We all know what happened last time Werner made them noises... Kujawa got cornholed.
.010
Mike Spence is a cool dude.