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EL @ WA
Total RA by Bischoff Bros: O/U 2.5 |
OVER
Blos offense comes up with some clutch homeruns.
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OVER
Wiffle isn't kind to the Bischoffs this weekend.
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OVER
Evan realizes he left his lucky rattail at his internship and flies to get it. Blos tee off on their number three pitcher.
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OVER
Evan is home so Austin takes him to Old Man Smithers Farm to see his favorite goat. They have trouble pitching because of sore buttholes.
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RC @ EL
Series Result: RC Sweep, EL Sweep, Split |
RC Sweep
Cox sweep after El Diablos sweep Aces.
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SPLIT
Cox are surprisingly good at the splits for, at least in theory, not having vaginas.
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SPLIT
Hopefully I'm not dead after Saturday.
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EL SWEEP
Kujawa, Castle, and Werner stay in Morenci to open a all male massage parlor called Red Cox.
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RC @ WA
More K Pitched: Austin Bischoff or Scott Kujawa |
KUJAWA
Best in the league right now.
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KUJAWA
Stats say Bischoff should, but I don't think that's the case this weekend. Kujawa blows the Bischoffs away.
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AUSTIN
I break my arm at regionals and am forced to throw left handed. Austin beats me by a slim margin of one strikeout.
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KUJAWA
Both teams go skinny dipping afterwards.
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BONUS
No Hitters Pitched at Poolside: O/U 1.5 |
UNDER
Offenses are to good.
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UNDER
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UNDER
You get a hit, you get a hit, you get a hit, everybody gets hits!
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UNDER
Mark Phillips will have one. The rest of the pitching is mediocre.
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HB @ IS
Series Run Total: O/U 10.5 |
OVER
This will be a stat padder.
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OVER
There will be more than 10.5 runs... scored by the Isles alone.
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OVER
Holy shit I wish I could watch this. But thankfully mark is recording it through Fisher's butthole. So we can watch all of the shit that happens.
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OVER
Somebody better tell Fisher to start showing up. Tell him to bring a 12pk for me. That Gear Head said he would win 10 games this year.
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FS @ HB
Series Run Spread: FS -4.5 |
FS -4.5
Squirrels dominate and continue their inevitable championship run.
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FS -4.5
Arrrr, the Squirrels cover this one. Skinner be skinnin' some balls in more ways than one.
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FS -4.5
Yes, I'm bad with understanding spreads. But, yes.
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FS -4.5
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Anybody notice Skinner had the scent of a Water Buffalo last week?
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FS @ IS
Total BB Pitched by Islanders: O/U 11.5 |
UNDER
Squirrels will look to be aggressive.
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UNDER
Schultz will make 'em walk the plank, not to first base. Their only hope of first base be with their girlfriends.
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OVER
Gendron wins regionals for us on a walkoff. He's got such a hard-on that he can't seem to throw a strike to save his life.
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OVER
Ray Brown will have 15 himself.
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| 🔒 = Lock (2x Result) | 👍 = Correct Pick | 👎 = Incorrect Pick |
