WSEM Pickers: Week Nine

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WSEM
PICKERS
2016
M
A
R
K
 
B
(19 - 27, .413)
 
 
M
I
K
E
(28 - 18, .609)
 
S
C
O
T
T
  (23 - 23, .500)
M
A
R
K
 
P
(26 - 25, .510)
WA @ HB
Total Runs Scored:

O/U 24.5
OVER
It's gonna be a shit show.
OVER
Welcome to the shitshow.
OVER
Little e brings his girlfriend from Nebraska to play and Austin bring his. Both of them go off for ten home runs each because the holy balls can't stop staring. Austin with the golden sombrero.
OVER
Paquin is so wet about getting Farkas next year that he gives up 47 Home Runs.
WP @ FS
Series Result:

WP Sweep, FS Sweep, Split
WP SWEEP
👎
SPLIT
The Pack look worse, but Strojny keeps them alive for another weak week.
👎
SPLIT
Skinner let's dash tickle his pickle because his girlfriend wouldn't the night before. They trade wins.
👎
SPLIT
Skinner and Stronjy win their last game before being traded.
👎
IS @ WA
Total HR:

O/U 10.5
UNDER
There will be at least 1 low scoring game.
OVER
Gendron has his protein shakes and sets a new home run record.
OVER
Gendron takes a note out of giggys book:how to be an MVP, and hits 11 long dongs of his own. #gowarriors
UNDER
Bishoff mounts the GOAT.
RC @ SY
Game 1 Combined H:

O/U 3.5
OVER
I'll say over, who's pitching?
👍
UNDER
These are some killer F’s man. Not many hits will be given by the F’s.
👎
UNDER
Fisher shows up. Says, "fuck you Kujawa." Takes over the number one spot and gives up one hit. Castle hits two bombs.
👎
OVER
Farkas is too busy caressing Paquins nut sack since he will be his captain next year.
👍
FS @ EL
RS by EL in SERIES:

O/U 6.5
UNDER
El Diablos get no hit in game 1.
👎
OVER
🔒
Lock it. Sock it. Bop it.
👍
OVER
Chandler decides to take some of Kyle's roids, meanwhile mark and sessions are too busy lubing each other up in the car that they don't see Chandler and Kyle hit four home runs each. Dakota with three fucking dribblers to first. #stillbutthurt.
👍
OVER
🔒
Craig gets fisted by Dash in the parking lot... walks in seven.
👍
BONUS
Rostered WA Players that Play in Week 9:

O/U 1.5
OVER
They'll get 3 there.
👎
UNDER
The league is more enjoyable for one week.
👍
OVER
Austin signs Sunny.
👎
OVER
They just traded for the GOAT. You think Bishoff will miss playing with his favorite farm animal?
👎
🔒 = Lock (2x Result) 👍 = Correct Pick 👎 = Incorrect Pick